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T-shirt winners announced, groans ensueVote Now!

Gearoid Reidy, Tuesday 25-03-2008, 01:23:17

In exchange for the promise of a Bionic Commando t-shirt, we asked readers what they would do if they had a Bionic Arm, and we got some great winning entries.

Some, such as the charming scrawl from Jani to the right, elicited our sympathy; others were just sycophantic enough to make us part with our t-shirts - and a few were genuinely amusing! In all, 25 lucky BC fans from around the world will be taking home this shirt, and we’ve printed the best entries below…

If I had a Bionic Arm, I would…

…perform anonymous shoulder taps from across rooms, irritating whomever I like. – Scott

…get me a drink from the neighbor's fridge, that is... - Frank

…enforce the littering law by throwing violators into the dumpster. I would use puns such as "time to take out the trash" and "I will LITTERally destroy you." - Jesse

…actually be able to work the controller well enough to pass Area 06 consistently. - Gary

...have to get a specially-made Xbox 360 controller, since I keep breaking them with my bionic arm. - Justin

…scratch carefully. Learn to put in my contacts with my right hand only. - Jarrod

…never have to jump again. - Max

The lucky winners should be hearing from us very shortly. Remember, you still have a chance to bag a t-shirt of your own – the limited edition Pop Goes the Dictator shirt – but act fast.


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