Get the heck out of here or you will be attacked, you damn fool, as no one in Bionic Commando ever actually said. Over at SydLexia.com there's a terrific list of the 50 NES Quotes Every Gamer Should Know, so full of charming and memorable quotes it makes you wonder why we bother with these tawdry professional writers and localizers at all.
Bionic Commando gets a massive three entries on the list, and it would have been total domination if not for the immensely quotable original Legend of Zelda. Capcom fans will be glad to see that other series like Mega Man and Ghosts 'n Goblins are also represented.
If you're too young to remember this era of baffling outbursts from NPCs and poorly-spelled intros, this list is a must if you hope to hang with crotchety old gamers like us. Check it out, you damn fool (it makes every sentence better!).
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On a side note, his gas mask and facial wounds make him look pretty creepy in Rearmed. Best game climax ever, that one.